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  1. Yokiro

    GR Productions Present: Ocarina of Time [Malon]

    Even at a cursory glance, I would love to see Del Toro as a director, just to see all the fantasy of Hyrule filtered through his mad mind.
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    Commandos Punished for Consulting

    Yeah, I guess that's possible, especially since nobody is named in the article, but I just wasn't looking at it cynically enough. Really though, having known tons of military members and practices, this is the kind of thing that can be validated and the punishment makes sense. I wouldn't have...
  3. Yokiro

    Commandos Punished for Consulting

    Saw this article and thought it was an interesting read: http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/navy-seals-disciplined-for-sharing-too-much-to-ea-for-moh-warfighter-15971 Leaking information in a way that hardly anybody would be able to determine from the game's fiction has practically ended...
  4. Yokiro

    As the world turns...

    I now know why I was granted eyes instead of, like, two more noses or something. That was absolutely amazing so thank you for sharing. Just add Morgan Freeman rambling about his day or something on the soundtrack, and I'd watch this in feature film form, so beautiful.
  5. Yokiro

    Post Yur Pics TOPIC (Long Live the legacy)

    You were actually right with the last guess! First response too! My grin became increasingly fake and cheesy as the time passed, but my hair hasn't been blonde since I was a toddler and it was long and in curls... Are you a time travelling stalker?! I mean, that's alright since it's you MattAY...
  6. Yokiro

    Post Yur Pics TOPIC (Long Live the legacy)

    Oh, I get it, he can have his face painted and get away with it, but when I do it and stand in line at the grocery store throwing cans of pinto beans at the passing elderly (Old people need their fiber!) the cops get called! As for my picture, there are precisely five (Maybe six, six and a...
  7. Yokiro

    RE4 HD

    I'm just going to let the release be the catalyst for me finally buying the Wii edition which is half the download price and won't take up a precious four gigs on my 360. Also, I get to pretend I'm using a real gun with the Wiimote and go PEW PEW into some foreigners' sort-of-kind-of-undead...
  8. Yokiro

    Real Life Boomer?

    One step closer to a zombie wonderland. One... disgusting... step. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7765431/Phillies-fan-admits-to-vomit-assault-at-baseball-game.html This has zero importance, I just couldn't resist immediately sharing when I saw that picture and...
  9. Yokiro

    That Knowing Smile

    Art requires both conflict and support in order to exist, the internal or external struggle being fought and the patron allowing the works to be bought. So far, there's been a multitude of both over the short history of video games and the progression and maturing is simply interesting in its...
  10. Yokiro

    That Knowing Smile

    Just wanted to point those interested in the direction of this blog post by the sometimes maligned, especially by upset gamers, Roger Ebert: http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2010/04/the_golden_age_of_movie_critic.html That which is of interest, beyond the article itself for those interested in...
  11. Yokiro

    Something new to talk about

    They got away with it because there's a certain level of stupidity that, once passed, any serious critic can't be seen to associate themselves with that item of idiocy without being criticized as, "The guy who spent way too long watching an extended testicle joke."? Who knows, the world is just...
  12. Yokiro

    Something new to talk about

    Chris_Crime has surprised and informed me this day. Informed because, clearly the law is wrong on a naturally human level and could only ripple dangerously if it went unchecked (sort of like the ridiculous oil spill, something that shouldn't even be a possibility in an age when many energy...
  13. Yokiro

    What are you listening to?

    Dirge - Bob Dylan. This being from his somewhat under-appreciated by now album, Planet Waves.
  14. Yokiro

    My last topic

    Where have all the young men gone? Long time passing. Where have all the young men gone? Long time ago. Where have all the young men gone? Gone to Iraland apparently. When will they ever learn? ... When will they ever learn?
  15. Yokiro

    Law Abiding Engineer

    The "fake" trailer (in quotes for being truly cool) made me want to watch the actual movie far more than the real trailer ever did. In fact, I think I will actually watch it and just imagine the characters as the LAE counterparts... except when Gerard Butler's shirtless. That's always a thing to...
  16. Yokiro

    iPad

    Honestly, upon reading the subject of this topic and not having any familiarity with the product other than previously hearing about Apple releasing a tablet PC at some point, I thought they had released some manner of digital tampons with some manner of useful readouts, self-removal functions...
  17. Yokiro

    Scariest Games

    The only games that have scared me, as of yet, are the ones that make me fear for the future of the world. If those crazy youths enjoy some of the garbage released recently, then one can only wonder what they may enjoy down the line. Having orgies instead of hugs to show affection, smoking...
  18. Yokiro

    I'd just like to say...

    Are they simply American soldiers sadly wounded in a manner that you would imagine them becoming so, or veterans of America itself? People that escape the nation and have horror stories for decades after about the time they thought they met a fellow paralyzed person who turned out only to be in...
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    jpszarafinski

    important review declare I must: i have hat penis. make good hat except always i wetter end up hat penis rating D, vagina tie better much, gets C
  20. Yokiro

    Batman: Arkham Asylum Demo Reviews

    The most pure joy of the demo that I had was swinging from gargoyle to gargoyle avoiding the inmates as I swooped down, kicked one in the face, proceeding to shoot back up only to stringing up the guy that came to investigate the near-murder, and then finally crashing through a glass ceiling to...
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