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Prison couldn't hold me, well county lock up, and I guess it did technically hold me, but I'm out now, and on a mission to pork stab all the questionable pussy I can find, so lock up your mothers! what have I missed, apparently nothing besides you tool boxes arguing over super heroes.

You can dress me up in diamonds You can dress me up in dirt You can throw me like a line-man I like it better when it hurts Oh, I have waited here for you I have waited You make me wanna la-la! in the kitchen on the floor I'll be a french maid Where I'll meet you at the door I'm...

Now, it would appear there is an attempt to silence my voice on these forums, and I would like to question why? Am I too vulgar? Too mature? Am I harming the children? I would like to think I'm helping prepare the children for the cruel, unchained world that waits for them, by exposing them to...

I think it's only Canadians and russians who get excited for the winter olympics...but I mean come on, they've spiced it up, this anti gay stuff has everyone speaking out, and fingers crossed, we have an incident on live tv. Not only that but Jamaica fucking qualifies for 2 man bobsleigh and...

Friends, comrades, fellow posters, how have you been? I've been gone far too long. I didn't mean to neglect you all, but something wonderful has happened. Seeing a sad trend in my life, I decided to mature up, and quit looking for a place to hang my underwear, and instead opted to find a home to...

Normally when I tell you my exploits, I must admit I am not always the good guy... I'm never the good guy, but today my selfishness, lack of morals and general douchebaggary has served a godly purpose and removed a pedophile from the streets I've recently moved to a new building, it's nice...

Why the fuck didn't they tell you straight up that being a fucking adult blows while we were in school? I'm working 6 days a week, midnights shifts, and I can barely keep my ass fed, let alone entertained. My old apartment building sort of collapsed on itself so I had to go elsewhere...

You guys are always trying to reach out to the community, and get the folks more involved in GR, well why not make a MC server, complete with white list to prevent random asshat griefers from joining It'd give the group a chance to play together, maybe pull a few of those "front pagers" into...

You know what I can do for the foreseeable future and you Brits can't? Get my socks off without phoning up my ISP and telling them I want to rub one out http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/20 ... ornography Go ahead a peruse that link for a bit, let it soak in, and consider what this may...

So, I met this party skank, I used to work with her at my old office job (the guy we fed exlax to) and we were civil but there was no interest there. A few months later at this party, she's climbing all over me, following me around like a lost drunken puppy. Thunderbird go right? I'm getting my...

I know not many of you are MMA fans, but there is a interesting situation going on with one of the lower end organizations a fighter by the name of Fallon Fox (http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Fallon-Fox-100599), currently fighting in the womens division, and has a 3-0 record. Nothing major...

GR's powers that be seen that I have spoke out and wish to silence me with threats of expulsion, I will not be hushed when faced with oppression, you can sweep it under the rug all you want but these streets are dirty and lonely, and no amount of pinesol will change that. Brethern! this is a...

just getting my replacement topic ready for when the Gestapo closes my currently active one

Well why don't I buy a hover craft that tells me not to hover, a car that tells me to walk, a scooter that advises no scooting what happened gr, you used to be cool, except for wicked liquid, but everyone else was pretty rad, you've all grown old and are trying to hard to appeal to all...

since when has this been a SFW board anyways? and someones head exploding from a dodgeball is clearly fake, only a retard or de-ting would take it seriously, GR's changed man, you used to be cool, what happened, corporate fat-cats don't want you tarnishing their image? You sold out bro's

I imagine this topics been done before, or discussed somewhere as a sub-topic in a much more elaborate topic television, but I'm not going to use the search function because I'm a rebel without a cause, but you already knew that by my use of profanity, and we all now profanity = cool...

My usual long winded, profanity laced style of writing will not be on display tonight, I'm too fucking tired. "Why are you so tired Icepick?" Because I spent the majority of the day comforting a friend in the hospital, all the while she's yelling at me about how I'm a horrible person. I've...

So, 3 weeks into the new job, 6 days a week (moving to 7 in two weeks, for an indefinite amount of time) working from 11:30pm to 8 in the morning. I can't get onto the sleep cycle, and I have the misfortune of owning a Jack Russell, and they're doing a roofing job next door. In the last 3 weeks...

We run out of funions! Panic hits the entire lot of us, chaos, fires break out, when suddenly you look out the window and realize a north korean nuke has gone off leveling the US (because north korea is best korea), and for some unexplained reason... zombies as well. So who do you put in...

Standing in the line for a taxi, I notice as a woman of middle age desperately rushes up to the end of the line. With a feeling of pure contempt rushing over me I call out to stop her before she joins a rather lengthy queue. She begins to visibly tremble from the mixture of fear and impotent...