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  1. BlackStar

    12 reasons to marry Latina chicks

    1. They have good tacos 2. Did you get that first one? 3. If not, it was about vagina 4. Oh shit I screwed this up I'm supposed to be talking about Latina women 5. Well, I guess I'll just say "what's up" instead. 6. I tried to stay away, I really did. 7. But I guess I missed you all too...
  2. BlackStar

    A LameRevolution Production

    Click for trailer music. Meet Icepick He's your average Joe, until he's caught up in a love triangle with a married woman and her pedophile husband. Meet Chris He's also caught up in a love triangle with his best friend Lethean and his wife...
  3. BlackStar

    Incoming message

    It is with great sadness that I inform you all of a loss at GR. I'm sorry but our pizza buisness went under. We were bought out by Papa John's, turns out they really did have better ingredients AND better pizza. Nobody bought our stuffed crust pizza after learning it was stuffed with...
  4. BlackStar

    BlackStar's TTYL thread AKA why Longo is a friendly-ass-guy

    So the guy locks my Valentine thread and expects me to wait around all day for him to unlock it. But since I actually was super busy IRL I make a new thread about my wedding and he deletes it. Way to go Longo, your Penis just keeps growing. I'd be able to insult you better if I weren't in such a...
  5. BlackStar

    Meet Chris

    He's a hopeless romantic down on his luck. Meet Lethean He's a hopless romantic, married to J-LO. But sometimes, some things change and the heart wants what it wants. COMING THIS SUMMER, it's the blockbuster movie that will tear at your heart and still make you laugh...
  6. BlackStar

    Forever alone? Not anymore!

    Because your good old friend BlackStar is here for the 27th annual Whacky Blacky Dating service. Yes, that's right gents! Step right up and I'll find you a date for this upcoming Valentine's Day! You won't be lonely on the 14th with me around! All you need is some dashing good look-... um...
  7. BlackStar

    Why can't women drive?

    I was happily driving home along thiis frozen wasteleand known as Canada when I was struck by a women who T-Boned me, I'm ok, the car will be too after repairs, but it begs to ask why are women such horrible drivers???
  8. BlackStar

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Say it ain't so Lance! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!
  9. BlackStar

    Happy Birthday to a very special guy on GR.

    Jesus Christ. He's on my potato chip. But Jon Taffer is not impressed. He thinks it's unsanitary. And now for a big ass gif. I'm so drunk, what am I doing again? Ah well. Merry Christmas guys.
  10. BlackStar

    Must Have Sega Saturn Classics

  11. BlackStar

    The N Word

    I hate when white people use the N word. And I'm not talking about nigger, I'm talking about "The N Word." It's probably not fair that I'm actually mixed and my half white side can be racist because the other half is black. It's great in a way because you can use either race to pretty much...
  12. BlackStar

    If I could turn back time...

    I'd tell Jared it wouldn't have worked out with Katie and saved him all that heartbreak I'd warn DWTC and his crew about that car crash I'd be a father figure for Shane and let him know everything is going to be ok. Oh, if only I could go back... I'd tell Longo sharing that pic would...
  13. BlackStar

    So Lethean really is gone?

    I was wondering this. I figured the guy was just taking a break from GR or whatever. But he hasn't been around in forever! He pulled a total Ghost Trip! Well, wherever you are Colin, your years as White Rabbit were some of the best dramatic years on GR. And we all hope you're no longer here...
  14. BlackStar

    Does BlackStar have to choke a bitch?

    So to those who don't know I live in Canada now with my fiance. We bought a house in September and it came with a tenant in the basement. We let her stay because it'll help pay the mortgage and we're not going to be cruel bastards to this Canuck and kick her to the curb, Well turns out she's...
  15. BlackStar

    Presidential Election AKA America's Got Politics

    It really is the best Reality Show on TV. So which side are you on? Are you with the fucked up old white lady who becomes antagonizing when she's asked to back up her retarded comments? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E87gciwebw Or are you with the fucked up black woman who likes...
  16. BlackStar

    Who do you love?

    Kind of like GRumble only with way more drama and more butt-hurt comments! Vote and enjoy!
  17. BlackStar

    I lost my virginity to a 34 year old MILF

    said the curious man with a grinning smile. I looked over across the bar and saw some frat boy in his early 20's, he looked over at me and raised his glass. I raised it back with an odd expression then finished my drink. I stumbled out of the bar at 3am when I was approached by the same guy...
  18. BlackStar

    fuck you mosquito

    ITT we talk about how all mosquito's should die. Now excuse me I must bath in calamine lotion. Here's some music till I get back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE
  19. BlackStar

    Bro Tips

    Got some Bro Tips for you. 1) Give away some prizes. You'll get more traffic if you give away prizes. Give a bro a free shirt and he'll be all over this shit 2) Create fake female accounts.Bros love bitches. 3) More cats. That is all.
  20. BlackStar

    Where is the oddest place you've urinated.

    We're guys. And what's the best thing about being a guy? The fact we can whip out our penis whenever we want and take a leak! The weirdest place I've ever urinated was into a cat litter box. It clumped.
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