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...read: BITCHES! After getting rid of my psycho ex a few months ago, I was content to be back to the single life for awhile. But then a friend of a coworker apparently took notice of me and started coming on strong. I thought she was fun, despite the large age difference (I'm 35, she just...

Presidential candidate selection is heating up in the United States. Each potential candidate is trying to make the best case they can to get on the ballot. So on which side of the battlefield do you fall? Not sure who you want to vote for? Take this quiz. It'll take about twenty minutes and...

This seems to be one of the major arguments around the world right now. Different countries handle it in different ways. America seems to be leaving it up to state governments for the time being while I think Australia is denying welfare benefits to parents unless their child or children has...

...Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life? You have to choose one. I'll give my answer (when, if) this catches on with anyone and welcome submissions from anyone else.

Man that was a great film. I enjoyed seeing my future wife Ellen Page onscreen.(She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine). I was surprised by the Quicksilver scenes. By that, I mean I loved them. I was afraid Singer was shoehorning the character in just to get his version onscreen before...

Our RoboCop Remake A few dozen filmmakers, both professional and amateur, collaborated on a scene by scene retelling of the original RoboCop film. This was in response to the questionable looking remake that's about to hit theaters. Their reasoning: If anyone's going to ruin RoboCop, it's us...

I think it would be a blast for members of GR to get together for a karaoke session (presumably with the assistance of alcohol). I tried looking for online versions, but I'm not sure which one (if any) would suit our needs. Preferably free, computer users could use their webcams and...

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I think the 'World's Best Analrapist' mug looks funny as a larger image. But shrunk down to avatar size, I keep thinking it looks like Master Shake from Aqua Teen. I was going to change it but wasn't sure what I wanted, so I thought I'd just take it out of my hands. I'll let you guys post...

And it begins... I ran everything through a randomizer three times to keep the match-ups...random. I'll let these run for 24 to 36 hours or so, depending on my availability. If you want to have some fun with it, feel free to write a little paragraph or so about the battles. Who will win...

It's been awhile and I have some free time lately. How's about a comic book showdown? Everyone can submit up to four comic book originating characters and one team for their nominees. If you have a favorite picture you'd like used for your picks, feel free to PM them to me. Once a character...

UghRochester, your thoughts? Just getting your attention. I know you've been working a lot and have been sleep deprived, so to save you some trouble, here's some gifts and things to do on your birthday. Have a piece of some legendary cake. Hang out and celebrate with family...

Later next month, Comet Panstarrs will likely be visible to the naked eye at night in the Northern hemisphere. Its closest approach to Earth will put it roughly 100million miles away, a bit further than the distance between Earth and our star. Even later this year we may get another...

I had to have my cat put to sleep. My best (and really only) friend is moving to another state. And last night my wife asked for a divorce. Who knows? Maybe the house will catch fire tomorrow. I hate to sound like a whiny bitch, but honestly GR, you guys are the only other people I can see...

...in my hand, ready to write thank you notes for all the votes. If elected, I'll also put a Coke machine in the cafeteria, extend recess by an extra fifteen minutes and have Mattay give TWO Asians in each birthday topic. Vote 'Dox!

In this topic, let's discuss upcoming films we are excited for. Post a trailer, a poster, a synopsis or just talk about what movies you want to see. Here's a few I'm eager for: Pacific Rim When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that...

Disney acquires Lucasfilms for $4 billion I almost thought this was April Fools in October. Disney has already announced plans for three new Star Wars films and possible TV projects. Avengers 2, Justice League, and a new Star Wars in 2015. Holy shit.

Happy birthday to Bretimus_v2! I'm sure Mattay will show up with some Asians and I'm drawing a blank on what you like, so here's a German chick drinking a beer! Enjoy!

What do you do? For whatever reason, you find out that you will die tomorrow. How will you spend today? I'm not talking silly stuff, like streaking through Wal-Mart, but seriously thinking, "This is what I must resolve before I go". I would make a few phone calls to family and friends...

Robocop I'm not one of those people who whines and moans about 'my childhood being raped'. I just want a remake to honor the original while also being a good movie on it's own. If it fails that goal, it only makes me revere the original even more. I like the stealth look, but it needs...