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  1. MattAY

    Favourite Gaming Quotes

    What's yours?
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    What the f**k did you do today?

    What did you do? What did you eat? Who did you piss off? IS ANYONE OUT THERE?
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    "The Hitman"

    Happy belated birthday to Bret "The Hitman" Hart! (seriously the only famous Bret I know so I'm sticking with it) I was so damn busy on Monday, and then it was Champions League footy night on Tuesday....so here we are! Look at how cute she i- ......SOMEONE RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!! For a good...
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    Halloween!

    You yanks go MENTAL over it! But I'm already starting to see pumpkins around household window sills! So what are you up to? What you dressing up as? What food are you gonna eat?
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    Summer Games Done Quick 2017

    As usual, speedrunning comes across twice a year and some of the stuff they do here is incredible! It's also heartbreaking when they play a game you honed as a kid get ripped to speedy shreds! https://gamesdonequick.com/ Here's the schedule of games: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule I...
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    GEBURSTAG!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY WICKEDLIQUID! Enjoy your day, I got you a load of Asian shit!! Sing it baby!! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!! I think she just WINKED at your WINKY!! Go for it buddy!! Angel <3 Enjoy!!
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    TRIADS! - VICTORY FOR THE TRIADS!!!

    Yes, we nip across the Sea of Japan, hurtle through the nip and tuck area of N Korea and Russia and tumble into China! Fucking NI HAO BITCHES! We are in Shanghai, the glorious modern city surrounding China's rural calmness. Did you know? You can get to Shanghai via a MagLev train...
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    NEW MAFIA - Sign ups

    Come on then bozos - time for a fresh start - I GOT THIS! Shout if you want in.
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    YAKUZA! - TOWNIES WIN!

    Welcome to Tokyo! Aaaaah Tokyo! The land of asians! The land of technology! The land of ninjas and shit! The land of anime girls gettting raped by tentacles! The land of waifus and weeaboos! Bill Murray was here once! It's just a GLORIOUS metropolis! And yet...the YAKUZA crime syndicate have...
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    NEW - MAFIA Sign-ups

    YO! I'll host the next one. Got a few people interested for another game so let's see who else wants blood and lust - asian lust! Sexy big-boobed and round-bootied asian lusty awesomeness! With cute eyes and beautiful skin... Errr right...Mafia! who's in!? I got Jimbo, Ugh and Tingy so...
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    Trumping Clinton or Clinting Trump?

    Come on then...let's have it. Excited for a new president or what?!
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    The GRolympics 2016: LEAGUE FINISHED!! WHAT NEXT?!

    UPDATE! THE GAMES WILL BEGIN ON WEDNESDAY! I'll post the first game up, and you'll have a week to punch in your high score. If you still want to sign up just go for it and post your high score, and I'll put you in the league standings! Even in gameweek 3 -4 down the road. Participation...
  13. MattAY

    HEY GRINGOOOOOOOO

    I go to Mexico for 10 days from tomorrow. Around Cancun to be precise. Any tips from anyone who has experienced the place? We will be renting a car and driving, and renting an apartment to self-cater...so any random tips will prove useful I'm sure!
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    A LONG LONG TIME AGO!

    In a country far far away. A man once strolled through the park... making women sway. He walked up to a nut vendor and asked for a pound of nuts The vendor looked with a stunned face, and said What's that? ASIAN REFERENCE?!!?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LONGO! How long you...
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    Dat Ass Effect

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    LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES!

    Pretty sure i do an mgs joke every year, but that this point its tradition! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WICKED!! have a fantastic day of drinking and merryment. And drinking merryment.
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    Mary Chris Max

    HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL! What did you get up to?! What presents did you get?! Are you drunk right now? For one day, and one day only - post drunk all you want! I'm just in the house this morning, and will venture to my parent's house at lunch for the day - very excited...
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    My Mate Brett...

    I'm so lucky to have met, such a lovely man we get, My Mate Brett. My Mate Brett, is certainly not a vet, but I'm always willing to pet, My Mate Brett. My Mate Brett, on his birthday you can bet, he'll wank to porn from the net, My Mate Brett. Write a poem to Brett today on his...
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    The Evil Within [OT]

    http://www.gamerevolution.com/game/the-evil-within So this comes out in a week. Anyone HYPE for this? I'm worried it's going to be one of those games where the trailer looks awesome, but the game is mediocre. Either way I'm buying it though! I need to cure my scary game fix, last scary...
  20. MattAY

    The Little Things

    I fucking love it when... I open a new tube of toothpaste on the first use in the morning after purchase, and a completely new minty taste is being sampled. As opposed to the same minty flavour you've been having for about 3 months. Just that little refreshing change probably helps make my...
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