Why are guys such **********?

[cyberjim2000]

Ah, sorry... *puts on best posh accent*
Footballery.

It's "Association Football".

Baseball is pretty much like a background sport to me.

 

[WickedLiquid]

I enjoy calling Soccer "Football" just to piss off the NFL enthusiasts.

 

[Sightless]

I enjoy calling Soccer "Football" just to piss off the CFL enthusiasts.

 

[Green_Lantern]

lol Canada

 

[WickedLiquid]

I enjoy calling Soccer "Football" just to piss off the CFL enthusiasts.

All 3 of them?

 

[HK-47]

The who? What new organization is this?

 

[WickedLiquid]

Canadian football. It's like American football except the ball is made from Beaver skin and the losing team wins a "we're all winners at heart" trophy.

 

[HK-47]

Never knew we had that. Always thought it was about hockey, lacrosse, hockey, curling, hockey and hockey.
How is the Moose team faring this year?

 

[Sightless]

Which one?

WickedLiquid: There are four, thanks. Just because one of them used to be american doesn't mean that we can ignore his current citizenship.

 

[MattAY]

I like Canada - it tries so hard.

 

[Sightless]

And gets so far?

 

[UghRochester]

*During an episode of Jeopardy*
The answer is "Canada."

DING!
What does Stone Cold Steve Austin say he's going to open during a dummy moment?

 

[MattAY]

And gets so far?

 

[kapow]

And gets so far?

lolz

 

[GRColin]

Canadian football. It's like American football except the ball is made from Beaver skin and the losing team wins a "we're all winners at heart" trophy.

Canadian football..It's like American football...Except, like Canada's doctors the top players leave for the U.S for a bigger paycheck and a feeling of relevance.

Wait...what top players?

 

[Sightless]

BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

Lethean: Well that's a little mean and untrue.
Contrary to popular belief, we have many doctors here.

Fun Fact: My school is in the NCAA.

 

[GRColin]

I know I just wanted to make a Canada joke. And I was going to put the next bit of lyrics but opted for the friendly jab.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Canadian football..It's like American football...Except, like Canada's doctors the top players leave for the U.S for a bigger paycheck and a feeling of relevance.

Still looking for acceptance from your American peers eh? You know they're never going to see you as one of them.

 

[danielrbischoff]

You'll always be part of The Other.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Lethean pretends he likes it down there but deep down he's craving some home cooked Kraft Dinner.